Think you’ve devoured all the unhealthy deliciousness there is to consume at big corporate fast food chains? That’s just what they want you to think. The creativity never ends with this list of 10 secret foods you can order, but aren’t found on any menu.
What it is: A McDonald’s Double Cheeseburger with a McChicken shoved in the middle. McOrgasm not included.
How to Order: We’d be careful with this one, saying the wrong thing could get thrown out of your nearest McD’s. Just ask for the holiest mega McFood there is. They’ll understand.
MCD’S SECRET SAUCES
What it is: You already worship their BBQ and Sweet ‘n Sour sauce, but you might not have known that there’s so many more options to rock your palate with like Honey Mustard, Chipotle BBQ, Spicy Buffalo (!!!!!!!), Sweet Chili, Hot Mustard and Creamy Ranch.
How to Order: Walk up to the counter and demand one of each before doucheheadedly complaining why you’ve been deprived of them, and going on about some Ronald McDonald policies.
What it is: A Hotcake and Yogurt Parfait giving you the best breakfast of your life.
How to Order: All you need to remember is that they, and you, can only make this happen during breakfast hours, so make sure you get there before 10AM.
IN-N-OUT PROTEIN BURGER
What it is: Two beef patties, four slices of cheese, lettuce, tomato and mayo/ketchup sans bread.
How to Order: Openly bash Muscle Maker Grill on your way from the gym to In-N-Out, then politely ask for this when you get there.
IN-N-OUT ANIMAL STYLE BURGER & FRIES
What it is: A burger with a mustard-cooked beef patty and special mixture: pickles, cheese, spread and grilled onions. Fries with the same trappings’ll get slathered all over.
How to Order: Just pick your burger and order up, as this’ll work for any of the ones they sell.
FIVE GUYS VEGGIE BURGER
What it is: Everything on a Five Guys burger but the meat.
How to Order: When you end up at Five Guys with that really hot
vegan vegetarian chick, this’ll come in handy. Order up, then make yourself look like a pro by explaining how you had this made special just for her.
BURGER KING FRINGS
What it is: Half an order of onion rings, half an order of fries.
How to Order: Without mistakenly asking for Gus Fring, only ask for this secret side order when you’re overwhelmed with indecisiveness.
BURGER KING SUICIDE BURGER
What it is: Four beef patties, four slices of cheese, bacon and special sauce.
How to Order: Just tell the employee you’re looking for the fastest way to get the itis, she’ll get it.
What it is: A burrito wrapped in a quesadilla.
How to Order: Stand at the counter for 20 minutes trying to decide between their burrito and soft taco.
SUBWAY GRILLED CHEESE
What it is: Shredded American cheese, Monterey cheddar blend and tomatoes on a sub.
How to Order: Explain how ever since the once-mythical Pizza Sub was revealed to the general public, you’ve been obsessed with coming up with creative subs, and this is the best you could think of.
Know of a secret menu item that’s not on this list? Tell us in the comments!
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